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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Egg nog

My toddler spilled his egg nog on the floor then slipped in it. Awhile later, he came to me crying that his arm hurt. I asked if he hurt it when he fell in the egg nog.

It's only chicken

My son had been having a hard day. He was making sandwiches for his younger brothers and the deli meat kept tearing when he tried to get slices apart. He was sobbing in kitchen and for awhile after. When I tried to find out exactly why he was crying, he sobbed that he had ruined everyone's sandwiches. I told him "It's not worth crying over, it's only chicken."