While You're Sleeping

Our local library has some pets near the librarians' desks. There's a note on the cages not to tap on the glass. My 2-year-old did just that the other day and I told her, "The gerbils don't come knocking on your window when you're sleeping, so you don't do it to them."

Penis Water

Trying to potty train my nearly 2 year old, who doesn't really understand the word "pee". He understands water & he understands penis. And so tonight, I said "Penis water is called 'pee'."

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